1.EHEN! = EXCLAMATION.
2. GRAGRA = DESPERATE PERSON.
3.BUSHY = VERY LOCAL PERSON.
4. STINGA = STINGY PERSON.
5. SUPER GLUE HANDS = STINGY PERSON.
6. KPAIKPAI GUY = WEAK & FAKE GUY.
7. POST THE GUY = TO DECEIVE SOMEBODY.
8. ALARM DON BLOW = SOME THING BAD HAS HAPPEN.
9. CASALA DON BUST = SOME THING BAD HAS HAPPEN.
10. EDON HAPPEN = IT HAS HAPPENED.
11. SM - SENIOR MONGUL = SENIOR FOOL.
12. GEL = CORRECT.
13. THE BABE DON CARRY BELLY = PREGNANT GIRL.
14. TO STAGE SOME BODY = TO DECEIVE OR SCAM.
15. TO CAIN WEARS = TO PUT ON GOOD CLOTHES.
16. WEARS = GOOD CLOTHES.
17. THE GUY DON YANK = THE GUY HAS TRAVELLED TO THE U.S.
18. JANDON = OVERSEAS E.G EUROPE.
19. POSE YANKAN = TO POSE FOR FOTO SNAP.
20. POSE YANKANTA = A LADY POSING NUDE.
21. FAECE THE GUY = LEAVE THE GUY.
22. YOU NOR REACH = YOU ARE NOT QUALIFY TO DO SOME THING.
23. YOU NOR FIT = YOU CAN'T DO IT (DO USE IT BCOS IS VERY TEMPTING)
Monday, October 22, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
WARRI SLANG CORNER 5
1. TO DRAW ROPE = TO MASTROBATE.
2. SOAPY = MASTROBATE.
3. CONGEAL = A GUY THAT HAS NOT HAD SEX FOR LOVE.
4. TO CHYKE = TO ASK A LADY OUT.
5. BROKE THE CHICK = TO MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL.
6. TO POKE A GIRL = TO MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL.
7. ABI? = DID U AGREE?
8. SHOOO! = TO EXPRESS SURPRISE.
9. PARADE = SITUATION OR HAPPENINGS.
10. TO PIAS = TO URINATE.
11. TO SHITE = TO DEFECATE.
12. TO YAB = TO SLIGHT SOMEONE.
13. GBOLA = PENIS.
14. ROD = PENIS.
15. TO CHAK = TO TAKE ACHOLIC DRINKS.
16. BIG BOY = HIGH CLASS GUY.
17. CHICK = GIRL.
18. KIAB = AUTOMOBILE.
19. RIDE = AUTOMOBILE.
20. MOBB = AUTOMOBILE.
21. RONDO = TO OBTAIN SOMETHING FROM SOMEBODY BY FORCE.
22. OTUPKE = MISER.
23. ALHAJI BRING BRING = A FOOLISH GIVER.
24. DONAR = A FOOLISH GIVER.
25. WISER = A WISE PERSON.
26. WOMANRAPPER = A LAZY MAN.
27. WATER YAM GUY = A LAZY GUY.
28. PLAY ANOTHER CD = TO CHANGE A TOPIC OR TO CHANGE A BORED STORY.
29. NOR USE UR RAGGAE TAK SPOIL MY BLUES = DON'T USE UR ACTIVITY TO DISRUPT MY OWN.
30. TO MISCAFORM = TO MISBEHAVE.
31. THE GUY DEY MELESKE THE BABE = TO ADMIRE.
32. KPAS = A FOOL.
33. WAHALA = TROUBLE.
34. ODEODI FOR YOU = NOTHING FOR YOU HERE.
35.TO GREE = TO AGREE WITH SOME BODY.
2. SOAPY = MASTROBATE.
3. CONGEAL = A GUY THAT HAS NOT HAD SEX FOR LOVE.
4. TO CHYKE = TO ASK A LADY OUT.
5. BROKE THE CHICK = TO MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL.
6. TO POKE A GIRL = TO MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL.
7. ABI? = DID U AGREE?
8. SHOOO! = TO EXPRESS SURPRISE.
9. PARADE = SITUATION OR HAPPENINGS.
10. TO PIAS = TO URINATE.
11. TO SHITE = TO DEFECATE.
12. TO YAB = TO SLIGHT SOMEONE.
13. GBOLA = PENIS.
14. ROD = PENIS.
15. TO CHAK = TO TAKE ACHOLIC DRINKS.
16. BIG BOY = HIGH CLASS GUY.
17. CHICK = GIRL.
18. KIAB = AUTOMOBILE.
19. RIDE = AUTOMOBILE.
20. MOBB = AUTOMOBILE.
21. RONDO = TO OBTAIN SOMETHING FROM SOMEBODY BY FORCE.
22. OTUPKE = MISER.
23. ALHAJI BRING BRING = A FOOLISH GIVER.
24. DONAR = A FOOLISH GIVER.
25. WISER = A WISE PERSON.
26. WOMANRAPPER = A LAZY MAN.
27. WATER YAM GUY = A LAZY GUY.
28. PLAY ANOTHER CD = TO CHANGE A TOPIC OR TO CHANGE A BORED STORY.
29. NOR USE UR RAGGAE TAK SPOIL MY BLUES = DON'T USE UR ACTIVITY TO DISRUPT MY OWN.
30. TO MISCAFORM = TO MISBEHAVE.
31. THE GUY DEY MELESKE THE BABE = TO ADMIRE.
32. KPAS = A FOOL.
33. WAHALA = TROUBLE.
34. ODEODI FOR YOU = NOTHING FOR YOU HERE.
35.TO GREE = TO AGREE WITH SOME BODY.
TO BECOME A BOSS!
BECOME A SUCCESSFUL FOREX TRADER - FREE TRAINING
Secret Recipe for the Ultimate Business
Here are the SECRET ingredients needed to create the ultimate business:
You
Computer Internet connection
Desk (or sofa) That’s it! No employees.
No advertising. No cold calling. No inventory.
Imagine a business with just you, your computer, and a high-speed Internet connection?!
That’s all you need trade in the foreign exchange market!! In other words...
A properly trained Forex trader can potentially earn BIG PROFITS in every single month, week, or day! (Of course a poorly trained Forex trader can suffer BIG LOSSES as well.)
Let’s continue with the TOP SECRET directions:
Walk about ten steps and
Sit in front of your computer (or sit on your sofa and place laptop on your lap)
Turn on computer and make sure Internet connection is working
Open charts and trading platform
Trade currencies
Make money!
Presto! You’ve just learned how to create the ultimate business.
Okay it's not thaaaat easy but you get the picture.
Consider the Following and Judge for Yourself
You are your own boss!
You don’t need any customers!
You don’t need employees!
You can operate from home, work, vacation or anywhere else in the world as long as you have a high-speed Internet connection.
You never have to worry about job security, harassment or any other employment-related anxiety.
You never need to worry about employer payroll, strikes, theft, rent increases, health inspectors, lease problems, being sued, etc…
You don't need to do any cold calling.
You decide which days you wish to work.
You make the decision to take a vacation at a moment's notice. You are your own boss!
Secret Recipe for the Ultimate Business
Here are the SECRET ingredients needed to create the ultimate business:
You
Computer Internet connection
Desk (or sofa) That’s it! No employees.
No advertising. No cold calling. No inventory.
Imagine a business with just you, your computer, and a high-speed Internet connection?!
That’s all you need trade in the foreign exchange market!! In other words...
A properly trained Forex trader can potentially earn BIG PROFITS in every single month, week, or day! (Of course a poorly trained Forex trader can suffer BIG LOSSES as well.)
Let’s continue with the TOP SECRET directions:
Walk about ten steps and
Sit in front of your computer (or sit on your sofa and place laptop on your lap)
Turn on computer and make sure Internet connection is working
Open charts and trading platform
Trade currencies
Make money!
Presto! You’ve just learned how to create the ultimate business.
Okay it's not thaaaat easy but you get the picture.
Consider the Following and Judge for Yourself
You are your own boss!
You don’t need any customers!
You don’t need employees!
You can operate from home, work, vacation or anywhere else in the world as long as you have a high-speed Internet connection.
You never have to worry about job security, harassment or any other employment-related anxiety.
You never need to worry about employer payroll, strikes, theft, rent increases, health inspectors, lease problems, being sued, etc…
You don't need to do any cold calling.
You decide which days you wish to work.
You make the decision to take a vacation at a moment's notice. You are your own boss!
Succeeding at an Interview
Succeeding at an Interview
When you go for interview you can assume the company interviewing you wants to offer you the job and are very much hoping that you match their requirements. Companies rarely find exactly what they're after, but are looking for the closest match. So, it is up to you to convince them that you are the best match they will find.
Following the basic guidelines below should help ensure you avoid disappointing both yourself and the interviewer. Although most should be obvious, it is definitely worth taking 5 minutes to run through and check. Ignore these basic guidelines at your peril!
It is said that the interviewer makes up their mind about you the minute you walk through the door - the way you look, the way you say hello, shake their hand, the politeness you display. They then spend the rest of the interview confirming their initial impressions.
1. Be on time - not too early - definitely not late. Present yourself at reception 15 minutes before the interview is scheduled. This allows you time to sign in and gather your thoughts before commencing the interview. It's a good idea to briefly visit the bathroom before the interview starts both for any last minute call of nature and, importantly, to check your appearance - hair's not blown all over the place - no food in the teeth - clothes sitting right etc.
2. Prepare Review the job description - consider how closely your CV matches and be prepared to discuss shortfalls. Know in advance how you're going to describe your work experience in a succinct and positive way that relates to the requirements of the job.
3. Know something of the company interviewing you. You should have some basic understanding of their line of business, how that industry is doing currently, how big this company is, how they're doing generally in the marketplace and whether there's been anything about them in the press recently. Their annual report, a quick review of their website or a search on Google should give you the necessary information.
4. Dress appropriately. Look smart - no jeans, t-shirts or trainers. For men - shirt and trousers - possibly a tie and lounge jacket depending on the company. Polished shoes.
5. Present yourself appropriately. Neat hair. Clean fingernails, clean teeth and fresh breath (no heavy garlic meals the night before!).
6. Don't fidget. This will distract the interviewer. Sit calm and relaxed (or appear to do so anyway).
7. Smile Show a positive and confident style. Make sure you have some degree of eye contact with the interviewer.
8. Don't use the interviewer's first name without being invited to do so.
9. Listen carefully to questions - do not interrupt - think before you speak - then make sure you answer the question and only the question ...speak clearly and calmly. Do not waffle - quality, not quantity. If you do not understand the question, then say so.
10. Have some prepared questions. Know/note down in advance the questions you want answers to such as work space, training, promotion prospects, review intervals, holiday entitlement etc Leave these questions until the end or when asked by the interviewer whether you've anything to ask that's not been covered. 11. Appear keen. Have a notepad and pen available to you should you need to make any important notes 12. Thank the interviewer for their time and interest at the end of the interview and ask if they could advise you what the next steps are. This reaffirms your definite interest in the job.
When you go for interview you can assume the company interviewing you wants to offer you the job and are very much hoping that you match their requirements. Companies rarely find exactly what they're after, but are looking for the closest match. So, it is up to you to convince them that you are the best match they will find.
Following the basic guidelines below should help ensure you avoid disappointing both yourself and the interviewer. Although most should be obvious, it is definitely worth taking 5 minutes to run through and check. Ignore these basic guidelines at your peril!
It is said that the interviewer makes up their mind about you the minute you walk through the door - the way you look, the way you say hello, shake their hand, the politeness you display. They then spend the rest of the interview confirming their initial impressions.
1. Be on time - not too early - definitely not late. Present yourself at reception 15 minutes before the interview is scheduled. This allows you time to sign in and gather your thoughts before commencing the interview. It's a good idea to briefly visit the bathroom before the interview starts both for any last minute call of nature and, importantly, to check your appearance - hair's not blown all over the place - no food in the teeth - clothes sitting right etc.
2. Prepare Review the job description - consider how closely your CV matches and be prepared to discuss shortfalls. Know in advance how you're going to describe your work experience in a succinct and positive way that relates to the requirements of the job.
3. Know something of the company interviewing you. You should have some basic understanding of their line of business, how that industry is doing currently, how big this company is, how they're doing generally in the marketplace and whether there's been anything about them in the press recently. Their annual report, a quick review of their website or a search on Google should give you the necessary information.
4. Dress appropriately. Look smart - no jeans, t-shirts or trainers. For men - shirt and trousers - possibly a tie and lounge jacket depending on the company. Polished shoes.
5. Present yourself appropriately. Neat hair. Clean fingernails, clean teeth and fresh breath (no heavy garlic meals the night before!).
6. Don't fidget. This will distract the interviewer. Sit calm and relaxed (or appear to do so anyway).
7. Smile Show a positive and confident style. Make sure you have some degree of eye contact with the interviewer.
8. Don't use the interviewer's first name without being invited to do so.
9. Listen carefully to questions - do not interrupt - think before you speak - then make sure you answer the question and only the question ...speak clearly and calmly. Do not waffle - quality, not quantity. If you do not understand the question, then say so.
10. Have some prepared questions. Know/note down in advance the questions you want answers to such as work space, training, promotion prospects, review intervals, holiday entitlement etc Leave these questions until the end or when asked by the interviewer whether you've anything to ask that's not been covered. 11. Appear keen. Have a notepad and pen available to you should you need to make any important notes 12. Thank the interviewer for their time and interest at the end of the interview and ask if they could advise you what the next steps are. This reaffirms your definite interest in the job.
Friday, October 19, 2007
SPDC JOB VACANCIES
Shell Jobs for Geologists and EngineersPosted in: Oil & Gas Jobs NigeriaShell has announced over 50 jobs available for Geologists, Geophysicists, Technologists and Engineers.For most of the jobs, you should have a level of experience in order to apply.If you know someone qualified, then email them this information. To see a full list of all jobs,
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SAMPLE APTITUDE TEST FORMAT OF NIGERIAN BANKS
SAMPLE APTITUDE TEST FORMAT OF NIGERIAN BANKS
Hi jobbers,
I just got this and want to share it with the house, beside it is the bank's career website.ACCESS BANK ( http://www.accessbankplc.com/major.cfm?id=8 )The test is made up of two papers, 50 questions each and you are expected to make at least 50% in each (25marks). Its a combination of Maths, English, Critical Reasoning and a little bit of Current Affairs (States and Capital). Just study GMAT.You also need to know a bit about banks generally- general and simple policies, which banks are defunct etc.
BANK PHB ( http://www.bankphb.com/hd/mainsite.asp )I think the test is administered by Leading Edge Consult and it is basically a combination test comprising about 70 questions on different test areas: Verbal, Synonyms, Antonyms, Word analogies, Basic arithmetic, Shape comparisons, Mirror images of wall clocks & other stuffs.There are no options in many of the questions.I think the time is 50 mins or 1hr.I can't remember exactly.Bank Phb test is very difficult.The good thing about it is that cut off mark is as low as 30%.
CITIBANK ( http://www.citigroup.com/citigroup/global/nga.htm )The test is a booklet in 3 sections. A, B ,C , Maths (mostly Tough Fractions),Like 2/3 + 4/7 all over 7/8 - 5/7 = 5/4 -6/5 then Logic like these vivid ones:1. A gave hand shake to B; and B gave hand shake to C. A gave hand shake to C ( True or False)2. If " degg is boobo and tarra is kiki, is kiki boobo?Then Comprehension, Word and Opposite /nearest in meaning,My advice: You must be good in Maths, Logic and must be very very FAST, Its a tough test I must let you know, so Practice like .!!!!
DIAMOND BANK ( http://www.diamondbank.com/metadot/index.pl?id=4908 )Diamond test lasts for 1hrIt comprises 3 parts:Part ISimple Maths (1-10)Chart/Graph Interpretation/Analysis (11-15)Part IIEnglish (1-10)...e.g White:Black, Up: ?Sentence completion/Appropriate fill in (11-15)Part IIICritical/Logic Reasoning (1-10)Series/Sequence (11-15)Time is defintely short. There's no -ve marking, read the instructions carefully...SCORE HIGH (because I think there cut-off is high)Be careful to listen to the interview tips...immediately after the test (Very Important)
ECOBANK ( http://www.ecobank.com/english/group/model.aspx?RubID=6&SRubID=16 )Ecobank test is really tough and challenging. You really need to prepare very well because it's interpretation of graph throughout. It's like CAMBRIDGE EXAM. Anyway, people still pass it and you just have to prepare very well. Nothing is difficult if one prepares very well.
EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK ( http://www.equitorialtrustbank.com/?page=pre_cv )They are SAT related questions,the maths is the most difficult and time wasting because they are logical reasonings: For the English we have Comprehension, Sentence Correction, Verbal Reasoning. You have 30mins for the English of 40 questions and 30mins for the Maths, 30 questions.The test format is numerical reasoning, graphical interpretation,then verbal reasoning.just go to www.shl.com
FCMB ( http://www.firstcitygroup.com/fcmb/careers.asp )Their test is purely shapes, series i.e. 2, 4, --, 10 you understand what I mean? And GMAT English. The limiting factor is time constraint, you need to be fast but do not guess as there is negative marking. You have to compare symbols and choose which is the opposite of the original from options given.I think its called quantitative aptitude.
FIDELITY BANK ( http://www.fidelitybankplc.com/careers.asp )It consists of verbal and quantitative reasoning questions. The Maths questions are easy and the Verbal questions are just passages, sentence completions and the likes. Read your GMAT 2007 or anyone and you are good to go.
FIRST BANK ( http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/car/car_opport.asp )that they have 100 questions. But the time is very short.The first part was a long comprehension, which one could possibly spend at least 15 minutes on. It has only 10 questions. This part is time consuming, avoid starting on this part. People who started on the first section didn’t finish up to 60 questions at the end of the test.The second part is English (Verbal reasoning). It requires a bit of thinking, although its fairly easy. Don't start here as well.The third part is Math. They are simple as well, but the chances are that you might spend over 1 minute working out each answer. If the format is as before, you are also adviced not to start with this.The forth part is on Current Affairs, with a multiple answer style. This is easier and you spend lesser time.The fifth (final) part is on Critical reasoning. This is also very easy.It is a maximum of 60mins or 80mins. You will only use writing materials like pencil, cleaner and maybe a pen.Calculators are usually not allowed and you will be provided a plain sheet to work out your answers.
FIRST INLAND BANK ( http://firstinlandbankplc.net/form.asp?i=2 )100 questions, 60mins. Use of calculator not allowed. The Maths and English is mixed so face the one you know more. Dont waste much time on any question, Study 2006 GMAT. Some quantitative aptitude, antonyms, logical reasoning, then interest and percentages in maths, etc.
GUARANTY TRUST BANK ( http://portal.gtbplc.com/portal/index.pl?iid=37237 )Their test format is in three parts. You have Verbal Reasoning, Numerical Reasoning and Grahical Interpretation. All they need is your accuracy how u can think on the spot.They are usually simple questions but the challenge is you have 24mins for 80 questions. So you have to be fast in thinking. Pass Mark is 50%.
IBTC ( http://www.ibtc.com/career%20opportunity.asp )It is more of GMAT. About 20 GMAT Mathematics and English. Some 'Nearest in meaning' English as well and you willl be asked to work some mathematics without options i.e. no multiple-choice objective in them.
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK ( http://intercontinentalbankplc.com/careers_at_intercontinental.asp )Their format is GMAT. It contains Maths and English. 100 questions. Go and look for IEC Gmat text book:2004 edition. I heard it is scarce in the market. If you get the text book, craM all the questions and answers. All their question were lifted from there.(Word for Word)Cut off is 80%
OCEANIC BANK ( http://www.oceanicbanknigeria.com/careers/ )Oceanic bank test is 70 questions to be answered in 60 minutes. 15 Maths, Comprehension 10, Grammar 20, Current affairs 15 and business questions 10. Just relax and put in your best. Pass mark is 50% which is 35 out of the 70.
SKYE BANK ( http://www.skyebankng.com/ourcultureskyeperson.php )The test format is 80 questions comprising Maths, Verbal Reasoning, Spatial Orientation, Lateral Reasoning and 1 essay. all in 1hr 15mins.SPRING BANK ( http://www.springbankplc.com/careeer.htm )Their questions are usually from G-Mat, practice your G-mat, 2003,2004,2005,2006, infact any G-mat at your reach because that is where their questions usually come from. Meanwhile its always English and Mathematics.
STANDARD CHARTERED BANK ( http://www.standardchartered.com/global/home/careers_sitemap.html )This is the test format. Maths Section is simply graphical interpretation. You need to work on that. 70 questions. The English section is very simple. You will be given a passage and you will be sked to interprete. 75 Questions.TRY AND SCORE UP TO 80%. THAT IS THEIR CUT OF MARK.
UBA ( http://www.ubacareers.com )Just read your GMat. Then also have an idea bout current affairs, e.g. Who's d senate president, when was nations/africans cup played and in which country, Who's Bank PhB's MD(sounds strange for UBA, right?)The test is simple: Maths, English and Current Affairs. Maths is 15 questions, English is 15 questions, Current Affairs is 20 questions.
WEMA BANK ( www.wemabank.com/wema_careers.htm )Their test is a total of 80 Questions,consisting of two parts. MGTH1 and QLRT1, 40 questions each. you have to be very fast cause you have 40 minutes for each part. The test is conducted by WAEC. The MGTH1 is made of Gmat English and General Information. Then the 2nd part is made of Maths, logical reasoningand critical reasoning. The test is not easy so you have to study hard for it. Goodluck.
ZENITH BANK ( http://www.zenithbank.com/careers.cfm )the format is thus: Numerical Reasoning, Comprehension, Sentence Correction and Critical Reasoning. There are 100 questions and 2 hours to finish up. If you can get Barrons foreign GMat. They dub their questions from foreign GMat. Both the comprehension, critical reasoning, and the rest. The questions will be very voluminous and you have to read fast.very soon i will get more and update the house.no forget to tell me 10q oooh, no be free i browse.
Hi jobbers,
I just got this and want to share it with the house, beside it is the bank's career website.ACCESS BANK ( http://www.accessbankplc.com/major.cfm?id=8 )The test is made up of two papers, 50 questions each and you are expected to make at least 50% in each (25marks). Its a combination of Maths, English, Critical Reasoning and a little bit of Current Affairs (States and Capital). Just study GMAT.You also need to know a bit about banks generally- general and simple policies, which banks are defunct etc.
BANK PHB ( http://www.bankphb.com/hd/mainsite.asp )I think the test is administered by Leading Edge Consult and it is basically a combination test comprising about 70 questions on different test areas: Verbal, Synonyms, Antonyms, Word analogies, Basic arithmetic, Shape comparisons, Mirror images of wall clocks & other stuffs.There are no options in many of the questions.I think the time is 50 mins or 1hr.I can't remember exactly.Bank Phb test is very difficult.The good thing about it is that cut off mark is as low as 30%.
CITIBANK ( http://www.citigroup.com/citigroup/global/nga.htm )The test is a booklet in 3 sections. A, B ,C , Maths (mostly Tough Fractions),Like 2/3 + 4/7 all over 7/8 - 5/7 = 5/4 -6/5 then Logic like these vivid ones:1. A gave hand shake to B; and B gave hand shake to C. A gave hand shake to C ( True or False)2. If " degg is boobo and tarra is kiki, is kiki boobo?Then Comprehension, Word and Opposite /nearest in meaning,My advice: You must be good in Maths, Logic and must be very very FAST, Its a tough test I must let you know, so Practice like .!!!!
DIAMOND BANK ( http://www.diamondbank.com/metadot/index.pl?id=4908 )Diamond test lasts for 1hrIt comprises 3 parts:Part ISimple Maths (1-10)Chart/Graph Interpretation/Analysis (11-15)Part IIEnglish (1-10)...e.g White:Black, Up: ?Sentence completion/Appropriate fill in (11-15)Part IIICritical/Logic Reasoning (1-10)Series/Sequence (11-15)Time is defintely short. There's no -ve marking, read the instructions carefully...SCORE HIGH (because I think there cut-off is high)Be careful to listen to the interview tips...immediately after the test (Very Important)
ECOBANK ( http://www.ecobank.com/english/group/model.aspx?RubID=6&SRubID=16 )Ecobank test is really tough and challenging. You really need to prepare very well because it's interpretation of graph throughout. It's like CAMBRIDGE EXAM. Anyway, people still pass it and you just have to prepare very well. Nothing is difficult if one prepares very well.
EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK ( http://www.equitorialtrustbank.com/?page=pre_cv )They are SAT related questions,the maths is the most difficult and time wasting because they are logical reasonings: For the English we have Comprehension, Sentence Correction, Verbal Reasoning. You have 30mins for the English of 40 questions and 30mins for the Maths, 30 questions.The test format is numerical reasoning, graphical interpretation,then verbal reasoning.just go to www.shl.com
FCMB ( http://www.firstcitygroup.com/fcmb/careers.asp )Their test is purely shapes, series i.e. 2, 4, --, 10 you understand what I mean? And GMAT English. The limiting factor is time constraint, you need to be fast but do not guess as there is negative marking. You have to compare symbols and choose which is the opposite of the original from options given.I think its called quantitative aptitude.
FIDELITY BANK ( http://www.fidelitybankplc.com/careers.asp )It consists of verbal and quantitative reasoning questions. The Maths questions are easy and the Verbal questions are just passages, sentence completions and the likes. Read your GMAT 2007 or anyone and you are good to go.
FIRST BANK ( http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/car/car_opport.asp )that they have 100 questions. But the time is very short.The first part was a long comprehension, which one could possibly spend at least 15 minutes on. It has only 10 questions. This part is time consuming, avoid starting on this part. People who started on the first section didn’t finish up to 60 questions at the end of the test.The second part is English (Verbal reasoning). It requires a bit of thinking, although its fairly easy. Don't start here as well.The third part is Math. They are simple as well, but the chances are that you might spend over 1 minute working out each answer. If the format is as before, you are also adviced not to start with this.The forth part is on Current Affairs, with a multiple answer style. This is easier and you spend lesser time.The fifth (final) part is on Critical reasoning. This is also very easy.It is a maximum of 60mins or 80mins. You will only use writing materials like pencil, cleaner and maybe a pen.Calculators are usually not allowed and you will be provided a plain sheet to work out your answers.
FIRST INLAND BANK ( http://firstinlandbankplc.net/form.asp?i=2 )100 questions, 60mins. Use of calculator not allowed. The Maths and English is mixed so face the one you know more. Dont waste much time on any question, Study 2006 GMAT. Some quantitative aptitude, antonyms, logical reasoning, then interest and percentages in maths, etc.
GUARANTY TRUST BANK ( http://portal.gtbplc.com/portal/index.pl?iid=37237 )Their test format is in three parts. You have Verbal Reasoning, Numerical Reasoning and Grahical Interpretation. All they need is your accuracy how u can think on the spot.They are usually simple questions but the challenge is you have 24mins for 80 questions. So you have to be fast in thinking. Pass Mark is 50%.
IBTC ( http://www.ibtc.com/career%20opportunity.asp )It is more of GMAT. About 20 GMAT Mathematics and English. Some 'Nearest in meaning' English as well and you willl be asked to work some mathematics without options i.e. no multiple-choice objective in them.
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK ( http://intercontinentalbankplc.com/careers_at_intercontinental.asp )Their format is GMAT. It contains Maths and English. 100 questions. Go and look for IEC Gmat text book:2004 edition. I heard it is scarce in the market. If you get the text book, craM all the questions and answers. All their question were lifted from there.(Word for Word)Cut off is 80%
OCEANIC BANK ( http://www.oceanicbanknigeria.com/careers/ )Oceanic bank test is 70 questions to be answered in 60 minutes. 15 Maths, Comprehension 10, Grammar 20, Current affairs 15 and business questions 10. Just relax and put in your best. Pass mark is 50% which is 35 out of the 70.
SKYE BANK ( http://www.skyebankng.com/ourcultureskyeperson.php )The test format is 80 questions comprising Maths, Verbal Reasoning, Spatial Orientation, Lateral Reasoning and 1 essay. all in 1hr 15mins.SPRING BANK ( http://www.springbankplc.com/careeer.htm )Their questions are usually from G-Mat, practice your G-mat, 2003,2004,2005,2006, infact any G-mat at your reach because that is where their questions usually come from. Meanwhile its always English and Mathematics.
STANDARD CHARTERED BANK ( http://www.standardchartered.com/global/home/careers_sitemap.html )This is the test format. Maths Section is simply graphical interpretation. You need to work on that. 70 questions. The English section is very simple. You will be given a passage and you will be sked to interprete. 75 Questions.TRY AND SCORE UP TO 80%. THAT IS THEIR CUT OF MARK.
UBA ( http://www.ubacareers.com )Just read your GMat. Then also have an idea bout current affairs, e.g. Who's d senate president, when was nations/africans cup played and in which country, Who's Bank PhB's MD(sounds strange for UBA, right?)The test is simple: Maths, English and Current Affairs. Maths is 15 questions, English is 15 questions, Current Affairs is 20 questions.
WEMA BANK ( www.wemabank.com/wema_careers.htm )Their test is a total of 80 Questions,consisting of two parts. MGTH1 and QLRT1, 40 questions each. you have to be very fast cause you have 40 minutes for each part. The test is conducted by WAEC. The MGTH1 is made of Gmat English and General Information. Then the 2nd part is made of Maths, logical reasoningand critical reasoning. The test is not easy so you have to study hard for it. Goodluck.
ZENITH BANK ( http://www.zenithbank.com/careers.cfm )the format is thus: Numerical Reasoning, Comprehension, Sentence Correction and Critical Reasoning. There are 100 questions and 2 hours to finish up. If you can get Barrons foreign GMat. They dub their questions from foreign GMat. Both the comprehension, critical reasoning, and the rest. The questions will be very voluminous and you have to read fast.very soon i will get more and update the house.no forget to tell me 10q oooh, no be free i browse.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
INSPIRATIONAL WISE SAYINGS IN NAIJA
1. NO MATTER THE OBSTACLE, GOD WILL TAKE US TO THE PINNACLE .
2. CROSSING THE RED SEA IS NOT ENOUGH, YOU NEED TO GET TO CANAAN.
3. BE A PLUS TO YOUR GENERATION AND NOT MINUS, YOUR GENERATION NEEDS YOU.
4. IF YOU SEE A BIG TREE, KNOW IT HAS PASS THROUGH MANY WIND, RAIN AND STORMS.
5. DON'T BE A WONDERER BUT PERFORMER OF WONDERS.
6. SUCCESS WITHOUT SUCCESSOR IS FAILURE IN DISGUISE.
7.DON'T BE TOO HEAVENLY CONSCIOUS THAT YOU WILL BECOME EARTHLY USELESS.
8. POSSILITIZE YOURSELF AND YOUR MIND WILL BECOME SENSITIZED.
9. A MAN WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MIRACLES WILL DIE IS OBSTACLES.
10. WHEN GIVE THE DEVIL ATTENTION, HE WILL GIVE YOU DIRECTION.
11.THE GREATEST PERSON YOU CAN DEFEAT IN LIFE IS TO DEFEAT YOURSELF OF PRIDE.
12. IF GOD SAYS YES AND I PROCLAIM IT, HE WILL DO IT.
BY TODYX
2. CROSSING THE RED SEA IS NOT ENOUGH, YOU NEED TO GET TO CANAAN.
3. BE A PLUS TO YOUR GENERATION AND NOT MINUS, YOUR GENERATION NEEDS YOU.
4. IF YOU SEE A BIG TREE, KNOW IT HAS PASS THROUGH MANY WIND, RAIN AND STORMS.
5. DON'T BE A WONDERER BUT PERFORMER OF WONDERS.
6. SUCCESS WITHOUT SUCCESSOR IS FAILURE IN DISGUISE.
7.DON'T BE TOO HEAVENLY CONSCIOUS THAT YOU WILL BECOME EARTHLY USELESS.
8. POSSILITIZE YOURSELF AND YOUR MIND WILL BECOME SENSITIZED.
9. A MAN WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MIRACLES WILL DIE IS OBSTACLES.
10. WHEN GIVE THE DEVIL ATTENTION, HE WILL GIVE YOU DIRECTION.
11.THE GREATEST PERSON YOU CAN DEFEAT IN LIFE IS TO DEFEAT YOURSELF OF PRIDE.
12. IF GOD SAYS YES AND I PROCLAIM IT, HE WILL DO IT.
BY TODYX
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
WARRI SLANG CORNER 4
1. MELO = COOL DOWN.
2. TABLE KILLER = A GLUTON.
3. CURUKERE = NOT STRAIGHT IN DOING THINGS.
4. FLOW = TO BRING, TO GIVE MORE OR TO SAY MORE.
5. TO MOVE = TO STEAL.
6. FABU = TO LIE.
7. EKE = POLICE MAN.
8. UGL = A PERSON NOT BEAUTIFUL.
9. ENGLISH HAMATTAN = AIR CONDITIONAL.
10. RUNS = THINGS TO DO OR PROGRAM, GIRL FRIEND.
11. KUKOFI = PROBLEM.
12. SOWVE = TO DANCE IN MERRIMENT, E.G. UCERIANS SOWVEING.
13. AFRICA ASSURANCE = CHARM.
14. JAGUDA = RUFFIAN.
15. GBEGEIST = A RUFFIAN.
16. TO KAKA = TO VISIT THE LOU OR EASE SOMEONE'S SELF.
17. TO KPAKPA = TO SMOKE MARIJAUNA.
18. TO TUSH = TO SMOKE MARIJAUNA.
19. ARUFU = MONEY.
20. BAR = MONEY.
21. PEPPER = MONEY.
22. BUBA = MONEY.
23. DUCHE = MONEY.
24. IGHO = MONEY.
25. 419 = FRAUD.
26. YAHOO BOYS = FRAUDSTER.
27. TO JACK = TO READ.
28. EFFICO = BOOKWORM.
29. OCHUKO = EXAMS MALPRACTICE.
30. CHUKULEE = EXAMS MALPRACTICE
2. TABLE KILLER = A GLUTON.
3. CURUKERE = NOT STRAIGHT IN DOING THINGS.
4. FLOW = TO BRING, TO GIVE MORE OR TO SAY MORE.
5. TO MOVE = TO STEAL.
6. FABU = TO LIE.
7. EKE = POLICE MAN.
8. UGL = A PERSON NOT BEAUTIFUL.
9. ENGLISH HAMATTAN = AIR CONDITIONAL.
10. RUNS = THINGS TO DO OR PROGRAM, GIRL FRIEND.
11. KUKOFI = PROBLEM.
12. SOWVE = TO DANCE IN MERRIMENT, E.G. UCERIANS SOWVEING.
13. AFRICA ASSURANCE = CHARM.
14. JAGUDA = RUFFIAN.
15. GBEGEIST = A RUFFIAN.
16. TO KAKA = TO VISIT THE LOU OR EASE SOMEONE'S SELF.
17. TO KPAKPA = TO SMOKE MARIJAUNA.
18. TO TUSH = TO SMOKE MARIJAUNA.
19. ARUFU = MONEY.
20. BAR = MONEY.
21. PEPPER = MONEY.
22. BUBA = MONEY.
23. DUCHE = MONEY.
24. IGHO = MONEY.
25. 419 = FRAUD.
26. YAHOO BOYS = FRAUDSTER.
27. TO JACK = TO READ.
28. EFFICO = BOOKWORM.
29. OCHUKO = EXAMS MALPRACTICE.
30. CHUKULEE = EXAMS MALPRACTICE
WARRI SLANG CORNER 3
1. YOU BE WRONG = INCORPORATING PERSON.
2. WAYO = DECEITFUL PERSON.
3. YOU HEAD GO STRAIGHT = CONSEQUENCE.
4. BORN THROWAWAY = A BASTARD.
5. KPOFU = A FOOL.
6. POUPOUKE = ASSUMED TROUBLE FREE PERSON.
7. DO AM ONE KIND = TO CORPORATE.
8. I DO MAN I DO BODY = CAUSED TROUBLE THAT LATER AFFECTED WHO CAUSED IT.
9. CUT OUT = GET AWAY.
10. LEVELS DON CHANGE = SITUATION HAS CHAHGED.
11. REASON ME = CONSIDER ME.
12. DEY FORM GELGELTI = NOT CORP ORATING.
13. LIGHT AM = TO SHOOT SOMEONE WITH GUN.
14. KPOFF = DIE.
15. KPOFF AM = TO KILL SOME ONE.
16. GODEK = ALMIGHTY GOD.
17. FUCKOYO = FUCK UP.
18. GBAKEI = HARDEN PERSON.
19. DEVELE = DEVIL.
20. SURUTU = FUCK UP.
21. CHAKABULA = PUMP ACTION GUN.
22. BENDING YASH = PISTON OR MACHINE GUN WITH UNFIXED BUTT.
23. NO SHAKINGYOUS = NO PROBLEM.
24. MUMUDEY = A FOOLISH PERSON.
25. MUMU = A FOOL.26. AKAMU = A LAZY PERSON.
27. AGEL = A WELL BROUGHT UP PERSON.
28. KPAKO = OPPOSITE OF AGEL.
29. LUBOA = TO WALK LIKE A V.I.P
30. AKPOROKO = RUMOUR MONGER.
31. MUKITE = A FOOL.
2. WAYO = DECEITFUL PERSON.
3. YOU HEAD GO STRAIGHT = CONSEQUENCE.
4. BORN THROWAWAY = A BASTARD.
5. KPOFU = A FOOL.
6. POUPOUKE = ASSUMED TROUBLE FREE PERSON.
7. DO AM ONE KIND = TO CORPORATE.
8. I DO MAN I DO BODY = CAUSED TROUBLE THAT LATER AFFECTED WHO CAUSED IT.
9. CUT OUT = GET AWAY.
10. LEVELS DON CHANGE = SITUATION HAS CHAHGED.
11. REASON ME = CONSIDER ME.
12. DEY FORM GELGELTI = NOT CORP ORATING.
13. LIGHT AM = TO SHOOT SOMEONE WITH GUN.
14. KPOFF = DIE.
15. KPOFF AM = TO KILL SOME ONE.
16. GODEK = ALMIGHTY GOD.
17. FUCKOYO = FUCK UP.
18. GBAKEI = HARDEN PERSON.
19. DEVELE = DEVIL.
20. SURUTU = FUCK UP.
21. CHAKABULA = PUMP ACTION GUN.
22. BENDING YASH = PISTON OR MACHINE GUN WITH UNFIXED BUTT.
23. NO SHAKINGYOUS = NO PROBLEM.
24. MUMUDEY = A FOOLISH PERSON.
25. MUMU = A FOOL.26. AKAMU = A LAZY PERSON.
27. AGEL = A WELL BROUGHT UP PERSON.
28. KPAKO = OPPOSITE OF AGEL.
29. LUBOA = TO WALK LIKE A V.I.P
30. AKPOROKO = RUMOUR MONGER.
31. MUKITE = A FOOL.
WARRI SLANG CORNER 2
1. OMOGE = GIRL.
2. APPEALANCE = GIRL.
3. SOKOSOKO = GIRL.
4. B YASH = GIRL.
5. PROGRAM = GIRL.
6. PUT D BABE FOR JOB = TO TRICK OR CONVINCE A GIRL.
7. TURN AM LIKE BARBER CHAIR = TO TRICK SOMEBODY.
8. JOB AM = TO TRICK SOMEBODY.
9. GIVE AM KDK = PRETEND NOT SEE SOMEBODY.
10. BONE AM = TO AVOID SOMEBODY
11. BUTUGHO = BUTTOCKS.
12. BOOBBY = LADY'S BREAST.
13. LEVELS = HIGH PATTERN.
14. KPAGEN = RELAX.
15. E GO RED = DANGER.
16. FALL MY HAND = TO DISAPPOINT SOMEONE.
17. FUCK OP = TO DISAPPOINT SOMEONE.
18. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN = IT IS WELL.
19. NO SHAKING = IT'S ALRIGHT.
20. KPOKO = CONFIRMED.
21. PUSSY DEY GHALU = PRIVATE PART OF A FEMALE WITH OFFENSIVE ODOUR.
22.DEY FORM KAKABA = NOT AGREEING WITH SOMEBODY.
23. BODY GO TELL YOU = TO FEEL THE CONSEQUENCE OF WHAT SOMEONE HAS CAUSED.
24. AREA = NEIGBOURHOOD OR TO IDENTIFY.
25. AREA BOY = NEIGBOURHOOD WATCH.
26. KOLO = MENTALLY DERANGED PERSON.
27. DEVE = ILLEGAL DEVELOPMENT FEE.
28. GBEGEI = TROUBLE.
29. TO MATCH = ILLEGAL SETTLEMENT FEE DEMANDED BY POLICEMEN.
30. KPAI = TO TERMINATE THE LIFE OF ANY LIVING THING.
31.KPAKRI = TRAITOR
2. APPEALANCE = GIRL.
3. SOKOSOKO = GIRL.
4. B YASH = GIRL.
5. PROGRAM = GIRL.
6. PUT D BABE FOR JOB = TO TRICK OR CONVINCE A GIRL.
7. TURN AM LIKE BARBER CHAIR = TO TRICK SOMEBODY.
8. JOB AM = TO TRICK SOMEBODY.
9. GIVE AM KDK = PRETEND NOT SEE SOMEBODY.
10. BONE AM = TO AVOID SOMEBODY
11. BUTUGHO = BUTTOCKS.
12. BOOBBY = LADY'S BREAST.
13. LEVELS = HIGH PATTERN.
14. KPAGEN = RELAX.
15. E GO RED = DANGER.
16. FALL MY HAND = TO DISAPPOINT SOMEONE.
17. FUCK OP = TO DISAPPOINT SOMEONE.
18. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN = IT IS WELL.
19. NO SHAKING = IT'S ALRIGHT.
20. KPOKO = CONFIRMED.
21. PUSSY DEY GHALU = PRIVATE PART OF A FEMALE WITH OFFENSIVE ODOUR.
22.DEY FORM KAKABA = NOT AGREEING WITH SOMEBODY.
23. BODY GO TELL YOU = TO FEEL THE CONSEQUENCE OF WHAT SOMEONE HAS CAUSED.
24. AREA = NEIGBOURHOOD OR TO IDENTIFY.
25. AREA BOY = NEIGBOURHOOD WATCH.
26. KOLO = MENTALLY DERANGED PERSON.
27. DEVE = ILLEGAL DEVELOPMENT FEE.
28. GBEGEI = TROUBLE.
29. TO MATCH = ILLEGAL SETTLEMENT FEE DEMANDED BY POLICEMEN.
30. KPAI = TO TERMINATE THE LIFE OF ANY LIVING THING.
31.KPAKRI = TRAITOR
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
WARRI SLANG CORNER 1
1. MUDIAGA = STAND FIRM.
2. SMALLY = GIRL.
3. SHYO = UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HARD SUBSTANCE.
4. JOGODO = UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HARD SUBSTANCE OR TO MAKE LOVE.
5. CONTROL = AGREED TO DO THINGS WITH SOMEBODY.
6. FEEL ME = TO REASON WITH SOMEBODY.
7. KPARAGA = MARIJUANA.
8.INDO = MARIJUANA.
9. CONSCIENCE = GIRLFRIEND.
10. WIND MY BARRACK = LOOK FOR TROUBLE.
11. REST THE BABE = MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL.
12. TAKE ON AM = TO BEAT SOMEBODY.
13. YAWA = A POLICEMAN OR TROUBLE.
14. CONGOMILA = A SOLDIER MAN.
15.FADE = RUN.
16. CATCH MUGUL = VICTIM TO DECEIT OR FRAUD.
17. AGBAKARA EYES = HARDEN PERSON.
18. FINE BOY = ARMED ROBBER.
19. UCHE FACE = ARMED ROBBER.
20. SHINE YOU EYES = BE ATTENTIVE OR ALERT.
21. OMILA = ARMED ROBBER.
22. KRESTED = GENUINE THING.
23. AUTHET = GENUINE THING.
24.CHAKA = SOMETHING NEW.
25.TEAR RUBBER = SOMETHING NEW.
26. DO AM FOREIGN = DO SOMETHING WELL OR NICE.
27. DO AM TUWELE TUWELE = DO SOMETHING WELL OR NICE.
28. KAKARA = WITCHCRAFT.
29. KPAYACE = WITCH OR WIZARD.
30. OKPEKE = GIRL.
2. SMALLY = GIRL.
3. SHYO = UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HARD SUBSTANCE.
4. JOGODO = UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HARD SUBSTANCE OR TO MAKE LOVE.
5. CONTROL = AGREED TO DO THINGS WITH SOMEBODY.
6. FEEL ME = TO REASON WITH SOMEBODY.
7. KPARAGA = MARIJUANA.
8.INDO = MARIJUANA.
9. CONSCIENCE = GIRLFRIEND.
10. WIND MY BARRACK = LOOK FOR TROUBLE.
11. REST THE BABE = MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL.
12. TAKE ON AM = TO BEAT SOMEBODY.
13. YAWA = A POLICEMAN OR TROUBLE.
14. CONGOMILA = A SOLDIER MAN.
15.FADE = RUN.
16. CATCH MUGUL = VICTIM TO DECEIT OR FRAUD.
17. AGBAKARA EYES = HARDEN PERSON.
18. FINE BOY = ARMED ROBBER.
19. UCHE FACE = ARMED ROBBER.
20. SHINE YOU EYES = BE ATTENTIVE OR ALERT.
21. OMILA = ARMED ROBBER.
22. KRESTED = GENUINE THING.
23. AUTHET = GENUINE THING.
24.CHAKA = SOMETHING NEW.
25.TEAR RUBBER = SOMETHING NEW.
26. DO AM FOREIGN = DO SOMETHING WELL OR NICE.
27. DO AM TUWELE TUWELE = DO SOMETHING WELL OR NICE.
28. KAKARA = WITCHCRAFT.
29. KPAYACE = WITCH OR WIZARD.
30. OKPEKE = GIRL.
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